Alright look, we only put this page on here because we needed another button on the main menu. We don't actually want you to contact us with your nonsense.
Okay, if you really need to contact us there's a box down there for that. But don't do it unless you're trying to sell us something cool like Moon Sand or life insurance.
Okay, if you wanna make a video with us I guess that's fine too. But only if you've got Moon Sand. No exceptions.
Please mail your Moon Sand to:
1017 W Wood St
United States of America